Life After 208: Blogulution Awards - Vote Now!

Squish Napoleon Fencehouse
Metzger
Ger
The ZZZ
ZZZ
Grizzle
Mootzger
Mootzgarella
Mootzgorilla
The Gooze
Honker
O'Ger
Girzle
Freedmont
Goozer
Mootzgerino
Moose House
Moose Door
Germoose
Marzipan
Frinkle
Meat and Cheese Man
Extra Mootzarella, Please
Ger-trude
Mootz-Gore
Hanky Panky
House Bot
Tin Snips

James Locke, AKA

Caps
Chops
Chaps
Capsger
Chapsger
Tab

Pat Hayden, AKA

Port Smellden
Jabber Jaw
Senor Jabber Jaw
Soy Sauce
P2K
P. Arty
Squawk Box
Grandpa Waddles
Brambles
Facebook
Top Gun
T.G.
Teeg
Teegan and Sara
Smort
Smelt
Packard
Honser

Hollywood
HDR
Big Ups
DZV

Glen O'Halleran, AKA

Stink Factory
Glenjamin
Humplick
O'Hallerhammy
O'Hallerstink
O'Hallerjerk
Double Dare 2000
Pimp My Pride
Glenivere

Laura Knepper, AKA

K-Neppo

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Blogulution Awards - Vote Now!

posted by P. Arty @ 6:33 PM 8 comments

We have a ridonkulous amount of nominations. I'm thinking each person gets 3 votes per category. You can vote for the same item twice or even three times, but your total votes per category must be less than or equal to 3. So you get a total of 3 * 13 = 39 votes.

Send your votes to blogulutionawards@gmail.com (note the spelling). Votes are due by 11:59pm on December 25th, 2005.

Best Blog

Arun in Brooklyn

Chris & Qualler's Pop Culture Blogulator

The Drax Report

Imaginary Lines

Jigsaw's Blog

iJFP

Life After 208

A Readership of 1

spanishturtle

Watery, Domestic

Zombie City

Best Post

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/09/jesus-surfs-irregularly-without-board.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/11/yeah-i-sat-on-bed-with-dude-what-about.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/12/scott-stapp-is-big-blubbering.html

http://draxreport.blogspot.com/2005/10/hate-no-hate.html

http://lorettascars.blogspot.com/2005/10/bbraaaaains-braaaaaaains.html

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/10/happy-birthday-usher.html

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/10/not-my-cup.html

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/11/sarcasm-attack.html

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/12/resoundingly-good-show.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/10/ode-to-fencehouse.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-had-dream-last-night.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/sporadic-greatness-is-still-pretty.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/blogging-with-ghost-contest.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/doubleheader-review.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/re-urgent-lingo-question.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/whats-up-with-blogulator-boys.html

http://zombiecity.blogspot.com/2005/11/exp-loggia-n.html

http://zombiecity.blogspot.com/2005/11/massacre-at-caiger-mall.html

Best Comment

http://bragadagio.blogspot.com/2005/12/and-in-begining-in-fall-of-2003-i.html - Pat's comment about Love Letters

http://bragadagio.blogspot.com/2005/12/well-i-havent-been-evicted-but-i-still.html - Dan's comment about Capital letters

http://draxreport.blogspot.com/2005/10/hate_28.html - Wipert's Comment

http://draxreport.blogspot.com/2005/10/no-hate_29.html - Wipert's Comment

http://draxreport.blogspot.com/2005/11/hate_28.html - Wipert's Comment

http://lorettascars.blogspot.com/2005/10/bbraaaaains-braaaaaaains.html - Harry's comment about Wipert's dream come true

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/11/new-me.html- Jigsaw's First Comment
http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/11/appeasement.html - Pat's Jack-Assed Comment

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/11/omigosh-omigosh-omigosh.html - Jigsaw's Comment

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/11/i-want-this-phone.html - Polley's Comment about Pfeiffer

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/my-cousin.html - Qualler's comment about #20

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/sporadic-greatness-is-still-pretty.html - Metzger's Comment

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/happy-quarter-centennial-maria.html - Qualler's Comment
http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/its-all-downhill-from-here.html - Polley's Comment

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/whats-up-with-blogulator-boys.html - Qualler's Comment
http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/11/james-come-back-to-madison-now.html - Metzger's Comment

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/lost-hierarchy-of-hotness-or-more.html - Megan's Comment

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/there-is-still-pulse.html - Pat's Comment
http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/i-am-honored.html - Megan's Comment
http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/facebook.html - Polley's Comment

http://www.ijfp.com/2005/11/symantec-internet-security-2006.html - Dave's Comment

Best Movie Review

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/10/two-movies-i-hate-myself-for-not.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/11/today-we-give-thanks-to-biopic-in-way.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/11/wanna-do-some-whip-its-and-write.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/12/my-hard-drive-was-more-infected-than.html

http://draxreport.blogspot.com/2005/10/hate-no-hate.html

http://jigsawblog.blogspot.com/2005/11/yes-there-will-be-posts_26.html

http://lorettascars.blogspot.com/2005/12/rent-ya-later.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/its-all-downhill-from-here.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/doubleheader-review.html

Best Concert Review

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/09/eatin-nachos-post-punkd-and-other-uses.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/09/live-sufjan-stevens-first-avenue.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/10/sorry-blogulator-readers-i-was-too.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/11/yeah-i-sat-on-bed-with-dude-what-about.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/thats-what-im-takking-about_24.html

Best TV Show Review

http://jigsawblog.blogspot.com/2005/12/blasphemy.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/09/lost-spoilers-galore-look-out.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/10/screaming-into-pillow.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/11/big-post.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/hot.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/11/if-youre-out-on-your-own.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/lost-hierarchy-of-hotness-or-more.html

Best Post About a Celebrity

http://bragadagio.blogspot.com/2005/12/well-i-havent-been-evicted-but-i-still.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/11/oh-zach-braff-you-are-such-card.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/12/scott-stapp-is-big-blubbering.html

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/10/happy-birthday-usher.html

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/11/sarcasm-attack.html

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/12/two-is-number.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/i-am-honored.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/insights-concerning-death-row.html

Best Description of an Everyday Event

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/11/james-come-back-to-madison-now.html

http://aruninbrooklyn.rosesandhello.org/?p=25

http://aruninbrooklyn.rosesandhello.org/?p=28

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/1990/09/whats-this-thing-oh-its-computer.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/11/catch-up-people.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/12/slow-blog-week.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/11/from-makers-of-prime-enough-and-words.html

Best Subject Line

http://aruninbrooklyn.rosesandhello.org/?p=11

http://aruninbrooklyn.rosesandhello.org/?p=21

http://lorettascars.blogspot.com/2005/12/dick-tassle-goodbye-to-wiperts.html

http://lorettascars.blogspot.com/2005/10/stop-eating-my-sesame-seed-cake.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/12/my-hard-drive-was-more-infected-than.html

http://draxreport.blogspot.com/ - The Hate/No Hate Concept

http://jigsawblog.blogspot.com/2005/11/yes-there-will-be-posts_26.html

http://lorettascars.blogspot.com/2005/11/emo-trio.html

http://lorettascars.blogspot.com/2005/12/rent-ya-later.html

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/10/id-go-to-cheeseburger-locker-room.html

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/10/premature-immaculation.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/1990/09/whats-this-thing-oh-its-computer.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/08/goodbye-pat-hayden-lord-of-intrigue.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/09/whats-so-damn-hard-about-adding.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/11/i-work-at-best-place-ever-or-i-am.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/sporadic-greatness-is-still-pretty.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/saw-iii-cant-come-soon-enough.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/11/five-interesting-things-from-p-artys.html

http://zombiecity.blogspot.com/2005/11/zombies-attack-tot-lot-dixon.html

Best Graph

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/10/happy-birthday-usher.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-had-dream-last-night.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/sporadic-greatness-is-still-pretty.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/gilmore-girls-sucked.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/lost-hierarchy-of-hotness-or-more.html

Best Use of Graphics

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/10/may-i-reintroduce.html

http://zombiecity.blogspot.com/2005/11/zeds-must-die.html

http://politicalpasta.blogspot.com/2005/10/what-am-i-thinking.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/ - Blog Design

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/blogging-with-ghost-contest.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/dont-you-tell-me-what-to-post.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/doubleheader-review.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/move-over-horse-of-different-color.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/11/capsasaurus-strikes-orlando.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/11/did-someone-mention-bat-problem.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/facebook.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/lost-hierarchy-of-hotness-or-more.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/there-is-still-pulse.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/12/who-ate-all-bombs.html

http://yabahaba.blogspot.com/2005/12/new-york-changing.html

Best Post from a Plane

http://www.ijfp.com/2005/09/home.html

Most Offensive Post

http://bragadagio.blogspot.com/2005/12/im-at-library-still-havent-started.html - Megan calls Kate Whore

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/10/my-oh-my-how-m-doughty-has-fallen.html

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/10/two-movies-i-hate-myself-for-not.html - Slanty Eyes?

http://chrisandqualler.blogspot.com/2005/12/my-hard-drive-was-more-infected-than.html

http://draxreport.blogspot.com/2005/11/no-hate_04.html

http://jigsawblog.blogspot.com/2005/12/family.html

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/ - Ohio Post, RIP

http://spanishturtle.blogspot.com/2005/12/slow-blog-week.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/09/pat-hayden-revealed-as-inadequate.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/diss-from-ikea-to-twin-cities.html

http://squishsmelldenhdr.blogspot.com/2005/10/whats-up-with-blogulator-boys.html

http://zombiecity.blogspot.com/2005/11/im-still-booing.html - For being in wrong place

8 Comments:

At December 21, 2005 11:31 PM, DoktorPeace said...: Some of these links don't exactly work, but I think they do after you delete the stuff after "html" in the URL.

Oh, and every time someone votes for me, I'm donating one orphan to charity. (That's good, right?)
At December 21, 2005 11:34 PM, DoktorPeace said...: Also, can we please have "presenters" and have to write little intro sketches for the category we present? Pleeeease?
At December 22, 2005 12:10 AM, Detrie said...: Umm.

Out of Curiousity, you just put everyone's blog down for best blog didn't you. Because if a Readership of 1 got nominated, it had to have been by my mother. There's no way Kate and I are best blog yet. (emphasis on the yet, one day we will crush you all) and seriously zombiecity? best blog about loving zombies and revering james bond sure. But I've read that thing. your not fooling me, there isn't a pie chart anywhere on that page. (pie chart being the standard of greatness)

additionally I've been stuck in the library all night, can you tell?
At December 22, 2005 2:17 AM, P. Arty said...: Alright. I fixed and tested the links. This post took way too much time. I've decided to give up on the uneven spacing.

I whole-heartedly support making people deliver introductory speeches, but I'm not going to organize it. This whole voting thing already took up a lot more time than I thought it would. I WILL, however, put the winning names in envelopes. (Hint: this means you organize it, Brammer!)

And Megan, everyone was automatically nominated for that award, although you would have been nominated anyway. I think that Sean Osman guy nominated you.
At December 22, 2005 9:49 AM, Detrie said...: God Sean Osman wants me... to find him a place to sublet! ha ha ha ha

god it's early.

Oh, and as long as I'm not in Chicago, I'll do an announcement.
At December 22, 2005 9:56 AM, Dave said...: Hey all, sorry for taking the Ohio People are Crazy post down - I'd just been "warned" by too many people that I could get in trouble at work. I do not for a second believe that that is true, but on the off-chance that it actually did happen, I would feel like such a jackass for not heeding warnings that I took it down just in case. Fuck Ohio.
At December 22, 2005 4:39 PM, DoktorPeace said...: There's probaby some kind of customer/service confidentiality clause you could get in trouble for, Dave. Beware office snitches.

And I will take care of the award presentation scripts. I don't think I know who detrie is, but it sounds like it might be a girl, so I'll make sure to write some topless presentations, too.
At December 23, 2005 3:45 AM, P. Arty said...: I didn't mean you had to write them all, rather just tell everyone what to write. Although, if you want to do it, that's fine too. It'll be guaranteed genius.