Pat Hayden: Revealed as Inadequate

Today, Pat Hayden was asked to look at this picture featured on popular search engine Yahoo!:



Close friend David Ryan asked Pat, "who's the girl there with 50 cent and mariah carrey?" To which pat reasponded, "I think that's Hilary Duff." He thinks that's Hillary Duff, does he? Well, ladies and gentlemen, further investigation showed us that Pat Hayden is a liar. An idiot, a thief and a liar.

The true identity of that girl with 50 cent and mariah carrey turns out to be Carrie Underwood, recent winner of popular tele-drama American Idol, seen here counting Pat's one, pathetic brain cell.


"Note that you can't spell pathetic without Pat," Ms. Underwood pointed out.

So true, Ms. Underwood, so true.

Pat went on to call his 35 year-old professor, "so old you could almost die by standing too close to him and his age osmosing into you." Pat Hayden's rampage continued by openly discussing his plans to somehow buy a ticket to a musical performance of little-known rock group, "Sigur Ros" for "38 bucks" (bucks being a common misnomer for dollars frequently used by mental featherweights like Pat Hayden), despite only moments earlier describing the price of a ticket as, "like 50 clamshells." (Clamshells being a form of currency used in a popular cartoon, The Flintstones, which used to run on television.)



A quick conversion shows:
(38 "bucks" = 38 dollars) < (50 dollars = 50 "clamshells")

This expert testimony shows that Pat Hayden is a thief. His earlier assertion that Carrie Underwood is named Hillary Duff shows his status as a liar. And his belief that he could get away with such claims shows his idiocy. Idiotic Cheating Liars will always be caught in the white-hot beam of the light of truth so long as we remain vigilant. Keep an eye out - Pat Hayden is a jerk.