A Diss from IKEA to the Twin Cities

So I got off the train this morning, looked back it, and found a raukous diss. Truely a cutting, bone-deep, mace-to-the-face diss. IKEA has slammed it to you, Minneapolis and St. Paul. You have been called out by IKEA via an advertising campaign on a train in Chicago. Diss. I figured that since I apparently am the last chain in this round-about diss-path from Sweden to yo face, I should post this ASAP so the fuming can begin.

IKEA recently built their second "Chicagoland" store. Two. Bam. That's about five-hundred acres of inexpensive glassware and cheap-yet-overpriced furniture. This isn't obviously an afront to the Twin Cities until IKEA goes out of their way to announce:

"Ironically, the Twin Cities only have one."

Oh man, how do you like me now, Twin Cities? There may be two cities in your twin cities, but how many IKEAs do you have? Maybe we'll start calling Chicago the Twin IKEAs. You'd probably hate that even more, as it's a play on your name.

It just goes to show you...

IKEA

+The CTA

+Yours Truely

+Blogger
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DISS *

Don't shoot the messenger, Twin Cities.
*This is an image I got when searching for "diss" on yahoo images.