Friday, September 29, 2006

I AM WEARING NEW SHOES! BEWARE!!

posted by Dave @ 1:43 PM   1 comments

BEHOLD, YE UNWORTHY MORTALS! I have purchased new shoes, and they are upon my feet at this very moment! Marvel at the fact that, despite being the same brand (Adidas) and the same size (13) as my old shoes, THESE shoes feel too small for me, and careful inspection reveals they are, in fact, SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER! PHYSICALLY!!

How is this possible, you ask? DO NOT MEDDLE IN AFFAIRS ABOVE YOUR CAPABILITIES, I reply! Stay down below in your comfortable existence of hair spray and "I think I have a cavity" - leave the higher-minded affairs to those of us with POWERS OF THE GODS!

These NEW SHOES are brown, no longer green, and have off-white laces! They carry three stripes, also off white, YET NOT MADE OF LACE! Hold tight to your brain and its contents as I describe the tan accents and darker-brown-almost-black-yet-still-brown bottoms or SOLES of the shoes! DID I STARTLE YOU? I HOPE NOT SO, FOR YOU WERE WARNED!!!

Monday, September 25, 2006

Cloudgate, beans, and globes

posted by Knep-Star @ 7:48 PM   2 comments



Everyone loves the bean. Check out this amazing people-to-sculpture interaction including my parents and the bean. Only cloudgate could encurage such unstaged excitement and curiousity.

Also--the artist of the bean is creating a "globe" of similar materials and identity as the bean in New York City. ::New York City?!::

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

HoooooRa!

posted by caps @ 7:02 PM   3 comments


Disney has a new face in its arsenal of lovable characters. After working for the company for 16 months, I have been offered a full time zookeeper position at the Animal Kingdom. I do not know which animals I will be working with yet, but it will be with a variety of different species. I do not have a specific starting date yet either, since I am still filling in on the primate team. The managers from each of the teams are going to compete for me American Gladiator style; at least I think that is what a memo was saying.

Anyway, this new opportunity means that I will be moving down here, which is good and bad news. Bad news because I will continue to be away from all of you, but good because you will know someone who's couch you can crash on in the Orlando area. Also, I will have to make a trip up to Wisconsin sooner or later to get more of my stuff. So you may actually get to see me and not have to live vicariously through my paint-doctored-photos or facebook profile.

Though I will still miss you all, I have to continue writing this chapter of my life. Besides, working for Disney has its benefits...

"The Internet is the street corner of the 21st Century"

posted by Knep-Star @ 12:50 PM   0 comments

No pictures were posted w/ this article (darn...)

Prostitutes use Web as new `street corner'
More work in suburbs, with cheaper motels, thin police resources
By Brendan McCarthyTribune staff reporter
Published September 13, 2006

Dressed in a revealing halter-top, the 28-year-old woman sits in handcuffs on a motel-room bed in Des Plaines. Nearby, undercover police officers examine her modern-day tool of the trade: an Apple iBook."Show us your Web site," demands Cmdr. Matt Hicks. "We know you are on there."Such encounters underscore the new public face of an old profession. Instead of flashing their skin on a street corner, women can work from a motel, armed with a cellphone and a laptop computer.Traditionally, prostitutes who billed themselves as escorts advertised in alternative weeklies, entertainment-oriented magazines and other publications. Now a simple Web site can be launched for less than the price of a print ad, authorities say."The Internet is the street corner of the 21st Century," said Sgt. Gary Darrow, head of special investigations for the Schaumburg Police Department. "It's easy, it's anonymous and it's free."As a result, police throughout the suburbs say the Web is fueling a prostitution business that is both difficult to detect and hard to enforce. Prostitutes can easily be found online in cities such as Naperville, North Chicago, Joliet, Evanston, Schaumburg and South Holland.Across the country, police are focusing on the Internet. In Pennsylvania, 12 women were recently charged with prostitution after an investigation into advertisements they posted online. Similar stings have been conducted in San Francisco, Baltimore, Oklahoma City and elsewhere.And yet locally, at least, prostitution arrests are few and far between. The time and effort it takes to execute a successful bust, combined with the limited resources of many suburban departments, have long kept prostitution low on the list of priorities, some suburban police officials admit.Police in Des Plaines, for example, handled more than 150 reports about prostitution in 2005 but made only three arrests, according to Hicks, who said that unless investigators conduct an undercover sting, it's difficult to gather enough evidence to press charges.Prostitution is a Class A misdemeanor, so the end often doesn't justify the means, police say."To get a felony [charge], you'll have to go get her again" through a repeat offense, said Elgin Police Sgt. Jeff Adam. "That means you are essentially burning an undercover officer and an undercover car. Sure, a prostitution bust is exciting [but] ... it's not always worth the effort."Many prostitutes flock to motels in Des Plaines and other northwest suburbs because of the proximity to O'Hare International Airport and major expressways, police said. Compared with Chicago, the suburbs offer less-expensive motel rooms--and smaller police departments.It's impossible, authorities say, to calculate how many prostitutes are working in the area, but they estimate there are hundreds.Records show they are both local and from out-of-state--with driver's licenses listing residences in Texas, Las Vegas, Virginia, New York, Minnesota and Michigan, among other places.Several members of the Cook County sheriff's vice unit are assigned to prostitution cases, with officers regularly scanning the Internet, spokeswoman Penny Mateck said.Arrest records from several northwest suburban police departments show that nearly all of the alleged prostitutes advertised on the Internet. And with some exceptions, most worked out of modest motels.Robyn Few, founder of the San Francisco-based Sex Workers Outreach Project, said suburban prostitution rings are run in ways similar to any small independent business."The Internet gave women and men a tool to become their own boss," she said. "I look at prostitutes as entrepreneurs. People go into business for themselves."Many prostitutes tour the country, staying in a motel in or near a city for one to two weeks at a time, Few said. Others work out of their homes or for regional sex services that use computers to advertise, land clients and make appointments."They have elaborate screening systems where they can virtually keep police out," Few said. "You need references, a number. The smart girls aren't getting busted."

Monday, September 04, 2006

Coincidence??

posted by Knep-Star @ 10:53 PM   2 comments



Dave is telling Pat how awesome it is that the highly acclaimed HBO hit show Six Feet Under is airing on cable television under the Bravo network--number one becuase it's so expensive to buy or even rent the DVDs and number two because it will probably be proceeded by repeats of Project Runway. Pat is rolling his eyes because the ridiculous amounts of commercials Bravo plays will wreck Six Feet Under's capability of sharp characterization, unbelievable plot lines, and wonderous appearing disappearing ghost acts that are truly genious uninterrupted. The gin is good.

Here Pat reminded Dave that he did some "calculating" the other day only to figure out that Dave will die in ten days because he refused to take a Saddle shot. Note the beer downgrade.