Mostly for Pat's Enjoyment / Mostly for Everone Else's Dissapointment

I just remembered a terribly bad/great pun during July 4th weekend. I was explaining some of my job to an old friend. It went something like this:

Laura: blah blah blah construction blah blah laptop yada yada yada flat tire(s) blah blah blah asbestos

Kevin: Asbestos? More like Ass-Worst-Es!!!!!

Also--this cartoon is true as shit. We actually shipped in colored people from Botswana to eat the asbestos for our upcoming, gentrification scheme in Pilsen...