Dan and Pat to Arrive at Dave's Drunk, Horny

Immediately after attending the booze and hot lesbian fest that is a Tegan and Sara concert, Dan Metzgar-Kong and Pat Smellden-Facebook will arrive at Dave's apartment reaking of cheep liquors and filled with the desire to "Convert them ladies!" Dave will be horrified but delighted, and will take the pair of wackos out onto the streets, to enjoy the chaos they cause as they continue to buy shots for each other, and proclaim loudly to every lady they meet, "I may not have the boobs, but I got the 'tude!"

Sources indicate that this will go on until the early morning, when Kong and Facebook will wish to return home to eat pizzas and make the moon.