TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE!!!

-Because I don't have anything good to write but I really want to stimulate the 208 flow.-

Glen: Glen is still working in Chicago and Living in Wisconsin. The world can't believe it, but he actually seems to enjoy the routine, and makes good use of his time on the train. He recently got engaged, which is totally braggable. In addition, Glen is this closing on a beautiful house just north of the Wisconsin-Illinois border, barely maintaining his cross-state-commuter status.

Pat: One thing the world can believe is that Pat has already gotten sick of his insane neighbor. He's well on his way to constructing his bedroom recording studio, having spent what I estimate to be 2.5 good televisions on recording equipment. I just hope it helps fill the void of not having had Qdoba with Glen and me for WEEKS.

Caps: After recently discovering a magical sword while helping a friend move, Caps is now almost able to access the deepest vault of the dragon's tomb (where he'll find the void of voices, and will finally hear the name of the woman he will marry). Caps was recently promoted to head of Magical Fun at Walt Disney world (which, you can imagine, is a big deal). The vast number of women throwing themselves at him make hearing his true love's name all the more important. James is planning an exciting trip up to Madison to hang out with his totally awesome ex-roommates sometime this winter.

Dave: Easily the tallest of the roommates, Dave has now beaten the solitaire game on his new phone like a bunch of times. He's also now personally writing each copy of the New York Times every day (by hand).

Laura: Laura was really bored last weekend, after attending no parties at all, not even one. This quiet spell won't last for long, though, since Laura belongs to a sort of secret society social club for up and coming big wigs in the city (shhhhhhhhhh). Laura's already working on her Archimedes costume for Halloween this year.

Dan: Nun chuck master Nun Chucks is the fourth most dangerous man in the state of Wisconsin. Dan's biggest worry these days is where his next pizza fix will come from, having sworn off Pizzazs for life after he was tortured with the spinning, searing hot heating dish by the third and second most dangerous men in Wisconsin. There is a 38% chance that Dan has a small bowl of chips in front of him right now.

-Sorry that was so lame.-