Pfeiff-Crotch: You're Next on the CTA Chopping Block
posted by Dave @ 9:23 AM
6 comments
You may recall not too long ago when the CTA used me to communicate a horrendous, ear-splitting diss to the Twin Cities. I'm afraid the CTA's wrath has stuck again, this time hitting that "Freddie Prinze Junior +10" friend of ours, Joe Pfeiffer.
Upon departing from the train this morning, I looked up and read,
"US Cellular thinks small business owners should get more attention that the average Joe. Sorry, Joe."
I'll leave a moment to let that soak.
Not only do they put Joe in his "place" by placing him securly at least one peg below the backwater American small buisness owners (who regularly sell their chilren for office supplies and fail to pay taxes properly), they label him as "average".
Joe - I don't think you're average. I think you're Pfeiff-tastic.
6 Comments:
i always thought of him as david schwimmer +15, but that works too.
I would say Freddie Prinze, Jr * 2/3 + David Schwimmer * 1/3 + 10.
But seriously, that's a harsh diss.
By the way, how's adsense doing?
NO WAY. NO WAY DO YOU DO THAT.
Polley - is this true??
Pfeiffer, you sell-out!
Just like when he started using the mouse.
Haha, exactly.
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